House rules

the house has been reorganised.

Rules somebody has quietly accepted. The dog is never quoted, nothing is written in its voice, and nobody here is gushing.

  1. Rule 1MY WHOLE PERSONALITY, APPARENTLY
  2. Rule 2GOOD BOY IS A JOB TITLE
  3. Rule 3THE DOG EATS FIRST
  4. Rule 4WALKED IN THE RAIN, WORTH IT
  5. Rule 5YES, HE CAN COME

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